Yo Mommas so ugly, she broke her own record for 25 years... too bad they cant feature a Photo in the Guiness Book of World Records :S
PS. Lame ne? lol
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dis lil heather...they could be twins da horse up der |
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ms.mokoa |
Wednesday, November 11, 2009 13:01:18 |
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yo momma so fat, she stepped on the scales and it said DISCONTINUED. |
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the kid |
Sunday, November
8, 2009 10:41:39 |
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yo momma so fat that when she steped on a scale there was no exsisting number lol |
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karla |
Saturday, November
7, 2009 20:17:22 |
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yo momma so old that when she went back in the past of 1623 people said they kno0w her and its 2009 wat killed all of yall |
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karla |
Saturday, November
7, 2009 20:13:29 |
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your mama so old and fat when she steped on the scale she seen when she was born 14/9/13 on the scale it said 14913 discontinued numbers fatty
and becky if you can come up with a better one than do punk |
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geanerl low cash boy |
Friday, November
6, 2009 22:04:58 |
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your mama is so stupid she got the retart nation soug wrong plus she thot 7+8 was a snkier thats how fat and stupid she is (if you want to see me log on myspace my email is youngmoney332@yhooo.com |
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young money boy |
Wednesday, November
4, 2009 20:26:46 |
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Your mommas so fat, the only time she see s 90210 is when she steps on the scale. |
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It doesn t matter |
Monday, October 26, 2009 13:16:13 |
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lzvfgfdgfgfdgdf |
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kolklklcvf |
Monday, October 26, 2009 13:13:44 |
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Yo mamma so fat when it rain she use the freeway as a slip and slide |
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ravon |
Friday, October 23, 2009 16:49:32 |
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you so stupid you smell yo mommas ass to get high ohhhhhhhh killeddd it |
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daniel |
Friday, September 25, 2009 21:28:13 |
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your mothers so fat her blood type is ragu spaghetti sauce |
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shannon |
Sunday, September 13, 2009 18:27:44 |
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you know what those are retarded listenen to dis your mothers so fat she went to jenny craig and he said sorry we dont do miracles |
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jessica |
Sunday, September 13, 2009 18:24:42 |
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Yo mama so fat when she jumped in the ocean the whales began 2 sing,
We are family, even though ur bigger than me
BURNED YALL AGAIN!!!!!!!!!!! |
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Lexi |
Friday, September 11, 2009 21:49:11 |
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Yo mama so fat in stead of eatin animal crackers she eats animal with crackers!
I BURNED YALL!!!!!!!!!!! |
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Lexi |
Friday, September 11, 2009 21:46:46 |
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Why are black people afraid of chainsaws? RUN nigganigganigga RUN nigganigganigga. YEEAA boy, I murda this shiiit. |
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DA SHIZNIT |
Saturday, August 29, 2009 22:59:24 |
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Yo mama s hairstyle so outdated that I had to go to my tv to get some of that shiiit. Yea nIggAS you know how I do. I do shows n shit like that funny as a motherfucker bitchasssssss |
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DA SHIZNIT |
Saturday, August 29, 2009 22:04:55 |
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your momma is so fat that when she looked in the mirrow the mirrow had to hide away from her fat self that could be real be ware !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! so fat ha bitches try to top that.......................... |
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milly evanns |
Tuesday, August 25, 2009 22:47:33 |
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your momma so fat when she went on the scale it said you way 90210 pounds.you friend so dum that when she went to the movies it said you must be seventeen to get in so she and got 16 of her friends encluding herself that makes seventeen. |
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natasha k |
Tuesday, August 25, 2009 22:36:21 |
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Big it up yoh nigger!!! FoREALL THo qo qEHT A LyFE. ALL yU DUMASS NIqqAZ KNo AiNT NoNE oF DiZ SHiTT FUNNy. |
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Pierre |
Saturday, July 18, 2009 06:42:20 |
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yo mum so fat when she bought food it came with a body gude |
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silivia |
Tuesday, July 14, 2009 17:37:19 |
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yo mum so fat they cut her boobs off coz there was no room mother fuckers |
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sally |
Tuesday, July 14, 2009 17:34:40 |
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ur moma so poor when she went in and struck a match then all the corotchs came out singin clap ur hands stomp ur feet thank the lord that we got heat. |
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jessie |
Saturday, June 27, 2009 10:45:08 |
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yo mama teeth so big when she sneeze she bite a hole in her chest |
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bubba |
Friday, June 26, 2009 12:45:53 |
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becky yo mama so fat when she step on the scale it said to be continued |
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idk |
Friday, June 26, 2009 12:44:15 |
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YALL DONT HAVE NO GOOD JOKE SO YOU KNOW WHAT ALL UR MAMAS ARE SOO FAT THAT WHEN THEY STEPPED ON THE SCALE THEY SAW THEIR PHONE NUMBERS! YO YO WHUT UP SOULJA BOY TELL
EM |
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FUKCER |
Saturday, June 20, 2009 12:51:31 |
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yo mamas so old she sat behind jesus in third grade |
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Kenny |
Tuesday, June 16, 2009 17:25:42 |
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how many jews can you fit in an car?
2 in the front 2 in the back 50 in the ashtray. |
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mountain dew |
Tuesday, June
9, 2009 17:26:13 |
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ya mom so fat she saw a yellow bus with wite kids in it she thought it was a twinkie,your dad is so gay when som 1 yelled 12 inches he said where if you wanna see all me jokes my email is (myspace)liltizzoy@aim.com |
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troy |
Sunday, June
7, 2009 17:25:34 |
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Your mamma s so lame, she got three legs n
walks in a circle. |
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meee |
Saturday, June
6, 2009 23:43:07 |
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ur mama is so fat when she sat on the toeit it said abcd get ur fat but
off of me |
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idk |
Friday, June
5, 2009 21:27:34 |
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YOUR SO FAT YOUR MAM WISH U WARENT BORN |
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REBECCA |
Tuesday, May 26, 2009 12:28:41 |
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yo mamma so fat she cant even talk |
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john |
Sunday, May 17, 2009 02:33:33 |
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your mommy like my mommy |
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tiffany |
Wednesday, May
6, 2009 07:39:24 |
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ilike eggs |
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hannah |
Wednesday, May
6, 2009 07:38:36 |
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pura sangre azteca!!! |
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sur 13 |
Sunday, April 12, 2009 22:36:41 |
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h3y bitch l3t m3 g3t ur numb3r so my numb3r iz...1-800-ass-hol3 |
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I
wuz
bobo
bitch so back off |
Sunday, April 12, 2009 22:34:03 |
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do all of you ppls pick your ass and smell it?........i do |
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my ass |
Sunday, April 12, 2009 22:29:52 |
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yall are so f***in dam stupid |
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Zack |
Monday, April
6, 2009 16:21:37 |
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no one is funny everyone makes bad jokes |
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Anna |
Friday, April
3, 2009 20:37:35 |
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that joke was so stupid |
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randy |
Friday, April
3, 2009 20:32:28 |
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good try but thats lame to the dame you are just so laaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaammmmmmmm mmmmmeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee eeeee |
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lillian calix |
Saturday, March 21, 2009 03:19:31 |
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yo mama is so fat when she jumped in the sky she jot stuck |
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big daddy k |
Wednesday, March 18, 2009 20:46:23 |
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oh baby yeh more more harder harder |
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gay lord brothers |
Saturday, March 14, 2009 14:47:58 |
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your mama so stupid she got locked in a supermarket an starved to death.
your mama so fat she stepped on the weighing scales and it said to b continued........ |
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huffy |
Monday, March
9, 2009 09:11:25 |
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uff sweet faces like a young pig |
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SREE |
Saturday, February 14, 2009 21:09:52 |
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shit boy all yal laaaaaaaaaaammmmmeeeeeeeee |
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sexy |
Sunday, February
8, 2009 16:42:00 |
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fuck youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu uuuuuuuuuuuuu |
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shazad |
Saturday, February
7, 2009 10:56:56 |
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Yo mamma so old she looked in the mirror and it turned black and white. |
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nick |
Saturday, January 31, 2009 13:06:21 |
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I just pooted
durrrrrrrrrr |
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Billy |
Saturday, January 24, 2009 22:26:06 |
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of all the
jokes
I read here NONE is rated as a joke. All of them are stupid and senseless. Get to study kids...or even better...LEARN HOW TO TELL JOKES!!!!!! |
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Tim |
Wednesday, January 21, 2009 00:08:48 |
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CHris mama so dum so got tangled up in a cordless phone |
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Blacknall |
Wednesday, January
7, 2009 19:56:27 |
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I bet you look like chris mama and she ugly than a bitch |
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Blacknall |
Wednesday, January
7, 2009 19:51:00 |
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If yo bitch ass post anotha joke ima slap the shit outa ya |
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Blacknall |
Wednesday, January
7, 2009 19:48:30 |
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You gay motha fucka
yo bitch ass should go back to the grave u half dead lookin motha fucka dum ass bitch |
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Blacknall |
Wednesday, January
7, 2009 19:46:58 |
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bitchessssssssssssssssssssssss ssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss ssssssssssssssssssssssss i m not retarted i m retarto |
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freeeee ggggguuuuccci maaaannnn |
Monday, January
5, 2009 18:13:13 |
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im so sexy that im me |
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fred |
Monday, January
5, 2009 18:11:37 |
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yo mama so poor the robbers broke in and left her money |
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dick
pussy |
Monday, January
5, 2009 18:10:15 |
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you so ugly u thought u was woopy gold bird |
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queen |
Monday, January
5, 2009 18:08:47 |
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you r momma is so smart, that she left a message to ya ll saying stfu with these old ass 70 s jokes and get an education, cause ya ll are stupid as shit |
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nemole 427 |
Sunday, January
4, 2009 12:21:48 |
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your moms so fat they put her on a schale..and it siad to be countiued..... |
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eric |
Sunday, January
4, 2009 03:50:52 |
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your moms so poor they give her tamlies on chritmas,so she has something to unrap |
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eric |
Sunday, January
4, 2009 03:48:24 |
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yo mama so ugly her husband made her sleep in the dog cage while the dog got to sleep on the bed dang yo mams must be some real fucked up shit |
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danesa |
Tuesday, December 30, 2008 22:48:14 |
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your mom is fat she went sky diving wore a blue and people said the sky is falling!!!!!!!!! |
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mathias |
Sunday, December 28, 2008 19:57:57 |
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i just fucked your mam from the front and the powder was from the back a lot of powder u will not imagine this. |
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bad guy |
Sunday, December 28, 2008 12:41:34 |
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yo mamma so old i kicked her from the back. powder came out from the front |
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guess who?????? |
Sunday, December 21, 2008 20:35:39 |
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your mumks so fat her mono brow is the great wall of china |
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auzzy n jem |
Friday, December 19, 2008 04:28:33 |
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ya mums so fat she has more rolls than a bakery |
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auzzy n jem |
Friday, December 19, 2008 04:26:16 |
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ya mommas so fat she has to use a paint roller to put on her lip stick |
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auzzy n jem |
Friday, December 19, 2008 04:25:17 |
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yo mama so old she took her drivers test on a dinosaur.yo mama so old her first curseline was on noahs ark! |
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orion age 12 |
Sunday, December 14, 2008 14:07:50 |
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i am the best yo mama joker in the worid |
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orion age 12 |
Sunday, December 14, 2008 14:05:38 |
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yo mama is so fat that she was sitting next to the truck they said what was that big ass truck next my 200 feet wide truck |
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jay master flesh |
Tuesday, December
9, 2008 18:06:19 |
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YO MOMMA SOO FAT ERR BODY THOUGHT SHE WAS MS.CLAUSE |
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ARIE BOO WHO |
Saturday, December
6, 2008 21:28:42 |
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okay look a hear YO MOMMA SOO DIRTY WHEN SHE TOOK A BATH NOT EVEN THE INSIDE WAS BLACK BUT THE OUTSIDE WAS |
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JAZMINE M |
Saturday, December
6, 2008 21:25:52 |
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who evea posted dat was not funny i bet u mii lil 6 yr old brother can come up wi some thing dnt u get it UR NOT FUNNY !!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
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jazmine m |
Saturday, December
6, 2008 21:21:17 |
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these jokes are mean and they suck |
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CaItLiN |
Monday, November
3, 2008 12:58:55 |
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She is sexy lol lmao rofl |
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gsh |
Tuesday, October 21, 2008 20:04:14 |
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They call your momma mayonaise because she likes to spread... |
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John Doe |
Sunday, October
5, 2008 15:08:43 |
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yo mama so
nasty she farted and blew a hole and the ground |
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booboo |
Thursday, September 25, 2008 18:34:10 |
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me to something much better |
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rebecca |
Tuesday, September 23, 2008 09:47:58 |
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i like basgghhhjjkkuhty |
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bob |
Saturday, August 23, 2008 15:29:31 |
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this is weird but okay and i dont even get your joke |
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ashbear |
Friday, August 22, 2008 19:41:31 |
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FoREALL THo qo qEHT A LyFE.
ALL yU DUMASS NIqqAZ KNo AiNT
NoNE oF DiZ SHiTT FUNNy. |
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LiNDSAy |
Tuesday, July 22, 2008 13:19:32 |
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YO MAMA SO FAT, SHE PLAY POOL WITH THE PLANETS!!!!! |
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tras |
Thursday, July 17, 2008 09:37:19 |
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your momma is so fat, that when she farted..florida declared itself Hurricane warning...... |
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bunny |
Sunday, June 29, 2008 01:01:46 |
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your momma is so fat, that when you tell her to leave your car, so that you could park it in a parking space.... when you look to the left... there she is... when you look to the right...there is the damn bitch again..... she is the kind of woman you would use to provide your car with shade. |
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bunny |
Sunday, June 29, 2008 01:00:41 |
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your momma is so fat, that when she was born, the doctor had to lift her and pull her out using a forklift.
Beep...beep....beep.. ok now, becareful... don t drop that damn bitch... she is gonna blow |
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bunny |
Sunday, June 29, 2008 00:58:17 |
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your momma is so fat, that her husband has to roll over until he would find the wet spot. When he does, he would almost drown, seeking help from the coast guard for assistance. |
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bunny |
Sunday, June 29, 2008 00:56:02 |
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your moma is so fat, that her vagina can hold the football stadium along with two football teams |
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bunny |
Sunday, June 29, 2008 00:54:26 |
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your momma is so fat, that her waist is the size of the equatorial belt. |
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bunny |
Sunday, June 29, 2008 00:53:07 |
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your momma is so fat, that when she wears hot white shorts on the beach, she looks like a bandaged whale. |
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bunny |
Sunday, June 29, 2008 00:52:17 |
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Your momma is so fat, that when she rolled up her shirt, her husband found the road map way back home |
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Bunny |
Sunday, June 29, 2008 00:51:17 |
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yo momma so fat when she went to take a shit
the toilet sang A-B-C-D-E-F-G get yo fat ass off of me |
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piepoe |
Thursday, June 19, 2008 23:21:03 |
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yo momma so ulgy when she look at
the mirror it broke into 2000 peice s she was so ulgy |
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lexi |
Sunday, June 15, 2008 11:59:14 |
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to all the people how left a joke.
the jokes are lame go home bitchs |
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marc |
Saturday, May 31, 2008 22:25:47 |
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funny fu
funny peps |
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kic |
Thursday, May 29, 2008 19:57:02 |
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yas some funny niggas i serious |
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lil j |
Thursday, May 29, 2008 19:54:25 |
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dam ya niggas is dum |
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lil jj9 |
Thursday, May 29, 2008 19:52:13 |
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your momma so ugly when she looked in the merrior it broke not once but twice |
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yo mama |
Wednesday, May 28, 2008 10:37:58 |
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yo mama so stupied she locked her self in du bathroom and pi$$ted her pants |
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lol |
Sunday, May 25, 2008 22:56:08 |
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yo mama soooo fat err time she turn around itz her b-day |
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tiesha |
Sunday, May 25, 2008 17:49:53 |
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yo mama is so fat she sat on the moon it said i am goingd |
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j hoods |
Friday, May 23, 2008 21:43:30 |
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yo mama is so dumb she brung a spone to the soper bowl |
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j hoods |
Friday, May 23, 2008 21:42:05 |
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yo mama is so fat she got a burgerking menu tatto on her back |
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ja hoods |
Friday, May 23, 2008 21:40:38 |
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yo mama so fat if you cut her the bich will blead chicken greas |
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j hoods |
Friday, May 23, 2008 21:38:29 |
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my dog shit look like ya mama thats how ugly she is bitches |
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Ashley |
Tuesday, May 20, 2008 10:21:51 |
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YO MOMA SO STUPID, SHE SOLD HER CAR FO GASOLINE MONEY. |
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MIKE |
Wednesday, May 14, 2008 10:35:00 |
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YO MOMA SO STUPID, ON HER JOB APPLICATION IT READ. PLEASE DO NOT WRITE BELOW THE DOTTED LINE
------------
SHE PUT:
ok. |
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MIKE |
Wednesday, May 14, 2008 10:32:24 |
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YO MOMA SO STUPID , SHE PUT OUT THE CIGERETTE BUTT THAT WAS HEATING YO HOUSE. |
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MIKE |
Wednesday, May 14, 2008 10:29:59 |
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your momma is so fat when she tourned around it was her birthday |
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nicenicejt |
Tuesday, May 13, 2008 18:17:22 |
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yo mooma so fat when she was in a race she didn t have to move because she was so fat!! |
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nicenicejt |
Tuesday, May 13, 2008 18:15:04 |
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BtW;;
thAt aINT
miI ReEl
E-maIll;;
yU
HOeZZ
Fo rEEL
thoUghT
i WaSS
goNNa puTt dAT
On huRr
wiFf a buNcH
oF
PerVS tRyin To gEt wiFf
wElL DatSS a SiKKe FOSho. |
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kEnziEe |
Tuesday, May
6, 2008 11:23:47 |
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nd fO
lil southsider;;
aiNt nOboDyY
waNnA rEp
dA soUtH
everRyY onE
rePPiN
DaA
EAst CoaSt
BaBiE
!
ahA |
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kEnziEe |
Tuesday, May
6, 2008 11:21:13 |
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iTss mE aGain
Yu neEd a lYfeE
jUs gO BuyY oNE On
e-BaYy
AhA
lOlzz
yU knoEE thaT WaSS
FunNayY
nEewayZZ
wEn
yU gEt a lyfEE
holLa
At mEE
AT
luvamoo@juno.com
AhA
im oUt
HoEEz |
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k3nzi3 |
Tuesday, May
6, 2008 11:18:12 |
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yU is gaYY thAt wAsnT funNy at aLl dawGg
Get iT sTraiGht yU jUs a NoboDY wiff No liFe yU livE iN yO moMmAs BasmEnt..
dUmaSS mucH?get A Life HOe! |
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k3nZi3 |
Tuesday, May
6, 2008 11:14:53 |
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your mom is so ugly she has a wooden leg with a kick stand |
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azz |
Thursday, May
1, 2008 22:53:07 |
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your momma is so ugly your father had to chew his arm off so he didnt wake her up in the morning |
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azz |
Thursday, May
1, 2008 22:51:11 |
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yo momma so fat she drives a spandex car! |
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ben |
Wednesday, April 30, 2008 15:38:47 |
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what the difference from yo momma and the titanic while the titanic sunk yo momma floated
yo momma sold bald when she get braids it look like stiches |
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tyler |
Saturday, April 26, 2008 21:36:53 |
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Your momma s so dumb she tried to kill herself by jumping out of the basement window |
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dylan |
Monday, April 21, 2008 22:37:14 |
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thanks a lot |
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taytay14 |
Saturday, April 19, 2008 16:49:32 |
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all these jokes are crap i can even say they smell like crap eccept for the one from taytay14 it ROCKS |
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cutestuff |
Saturday, April 19, 2008 16:48:29 |
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my jokes better |
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taytay14 |
Saturday, April 19, 2008 16:44:33 |
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your mama so fat when she stepped on a scale it said one at a time |
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taytay14 |
Saturday, April 19, 2008 16:43:39 |
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that joke was so stupid. even i could think of a better one.so gay! soooo gay! that was relly funny-not- haha who ever wrote it |
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allicia |
Tuesday, April 15, 2008 10:58:55 |
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you mama is so fat she is fat |
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fabian |
Wednesday, April
2, 2008 15:18:20 |
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HOLA PUERCOS |
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pegy |
Monday, March 24, 2008 15:32:25 |
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HI That is for your ugly mama |
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bobby |
Monday, March 24, 2008 15:30:04 |
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yo mama s got two teeth,one says 24k,the other one says believe that shit if u want to |
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blak guy |
Sunday, March 23, 2008 00:25:41 |
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your momma so dumb she got ran over by a parked car! |
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azz bitch |
Thursday, March 20, 2008 15:49:33 |
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this is freacken cool |
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ash |
Thursday, March 20, 2008 15:47:15 |
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psshh!! dis how ta do it yo so fat if i shot u a porkchop would pop out |
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wade3avif |
Tuesday, March 18, 2008 10:38:06 |
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I FALL IN LOVE WITH THAT JOKE HEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE
HAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAH
BLABLABLABLA BLABLABLABLA
THAT WAS STUPPIET |
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CUTTY |
Tuesday, March 11, 2008 02:15:51 |
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Ok, all these jokes are so stupid they don t even make sence! |
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Claire |
Sunday, March
9, 2008 00:47:13 |
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Your mamma s so fat she jumped into the ocean and a whale popped up and they both started singing,
WE are family ! |
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Someone |
Sunday, March
9, 2008 00:44:46 |
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ratemyturban.com/?q=user/kelly _kaur
sikhphilosophy.net/se arch.php?do=finduser u=4703
facebook.com/s.php?k =100000080 id=597985300 |
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UGLIEST WOMAN IN WORLD |
Friday, February 22, 2008 23:26:34 |
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yo bmom smell like shit |
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yo becky |
Wednesday, February 13, 2008 09:06:31 |
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yo mammma so fat that she got to pull down her pants to dig her pocket to amanda |
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kayla
SFX |
Wednesday, February 13, 2008 09:04:24 |
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ur mama so poor she go to the mall and check the garbage cans |
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loopy |
Saturday, February
9, 2008 18:02:27 |
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ur momma is so fat she sat on a rainbow and skittles fell out!! |
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kadi |
Wednesday, February
6, 2008 19:17:08 |
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your so dumb u put a dog in a ovne and try to make a hot dog/////prabd |
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ya face |
Tuesday, February
5, 2008 01:45:13 |
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all you gay have to go to the Per k |
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dalia |
Sunday, January 20, 2008 15:09:29 |
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all of you gays think you know funny jokes but you don t ugly bitch |
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chirs |
Sunday, January 20, 2008 15:03:34 |
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the last time you bother got some ass was when his fgier went drow the tlioot paper |
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Sonia |
Sunday, January 20, 2008 14:57:36 |
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U R A F***ED UP MUTHER F***ER |
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ace |
Friday, January 11, 2008 13:26:59 |
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your mom so ugly when she looked in the mirrow she thought she seen a reflection of flavor flave
ass |
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cmami |
Wednesday, January
9, 2008 23:59:03 |
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your mom so ugly when her mother gave her labor her p***y screamed |
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john |
Wednesday, January
9, 2008 23:54:47 |
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your mom so U-G-L-Y
she look like the pimple on my ass |
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cmami |
Wednesday, January
9, 2008 23:51:22 |
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your mom so F-A-T she ate the buffet out of bussiness |
|
cmami |
Wednesday, January
9, 2008 23:47:09 |
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Yo mama so skinny they used her as a stripping pole!!!!! |
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kathyD |
Wednesday, January
9, 2008 20:59:21 |
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hahahahahaha nice |
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jack |
Wednesday, January
9, 2008 01:09:36 |
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your mamas just like burger king satisfaction garenteed |
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wayne |
Tuesday, January
8, 2008 13:00:10 |
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yo momma so fat when she wear her high heel shoes she strike oil |
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mr.postman |
Tuesday, January
1, 2008 17:55:05 |
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that joke was not cool mam |
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,njhgbv |
Tuesday, January
1, 2008 14:04:59 |
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Whosaid this may be he dont know about my banananananaananananana. |
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DJ99 |
Saturday, December 29, 2007 16:02:09 |
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yo momma just like coathangers they both get laid in the closet |
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Avery |
Friday, December 28, 2007 13:17:31 |
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yo momma is so ugly when a flock of birds flew over they turned up side down so they wounld not shit on her |
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bri |
Wednesday, December 26, 2007 17:49:46 |
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dont get it |
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Deniece |
Saturday, December
8, 2007 22:45:17 |
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Yo mama so ugly she had to get you drunk to breast-feed you. |
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Chris |
Sunday, December
2, 2007 01:17:38 |
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that was lame dont post no mo jokes please im begging you me eyes still hurt from when i read it |
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jasmine |
Monday, November 12, 2007 15:51:01 |
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that was lame dont post no mo jokes please im begging you me eyes still hurt from when i read it |
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jasmine |
Monday, November 12, 2007 15:50:41 |
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u deserve to be attacked by an ugly freak |
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uglyfreak2k7 |
Thursday, November
8, 2007 05:50:55 |
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yo mom is so ugly................ ah forget it she s just too ugly! |
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yuri |
Sunday, October 14, 2007 21:52:18 |
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i have to agree that was pointless and gay your not funny i bet a babys funniers then u lol |
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manman |
Sunday, October
7, 2007 02:32:34 |
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OMG THAT WAS SO0O0O WACK..... I COULD THINK OF SOMETHING BETTA THAN THAT....... U NEED SOME HELP WHOEVA WROTE THAT...... U NEED SOME COUNCELIN.... ILL GIVE U THE NUMBA IF U NEED..... |
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CATHY |
Sunday, October
7, 2007 00:16:03 |
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i dont get it |
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cierra |
Saturday, October
6, 2007 21:23:42 |
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that was relly funny-not- haha who ever wrote it |
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tayls |
Sunday, September 30, 2007 14:55:29 |
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so gay! soooo gay! |
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nickole |
Friday, September 28, 2007 13:32:32 |
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ummmm.... no that was gay that was absolutely pointless!!! |
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Adrie |
Friday, September 21, 2007 19:52:51 |
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that joke was so stupid. even i could think of a better one. |
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becky |
Tuesday, July 24, 2007 11:51:51 |