Or should that be bacon donuts.

Looks like It eats small children.

I believe you have achieved it

Only Chuck Norris can do this.

Negative feedback is better than none I guess.

I ate the cookies.

The king was "winning".

Suicidal little birds with a sense of humor.  

so sexy Mona Lisa!

You're doing it right!

Because someone has to get them ready for college

Next to every hot chick is a guy completely bored with what he once would kill for.

You're doing wrong.

That's right you stupid cats, kiss it!

As if we don't have enough to put up with?

Snow White's back, and she's not taking any chances this time.

Dave VonTesmar was issued 37 speeding tickets after being photographed 37 times for speeding. All 37 of those times he was photographed wearing an animal, usually a monkey, mask. Even...

This is not the droid you're looking for.

It's Hovercat!

Winner never quit, quitters never win, and those who never quit and never win are idiots.