- The Bible, Mr. President! Put your hand on The Bible ! Oh? Yeah, Mr. Clinton puts his hand on the girl's coat....You are at court, instead of your office!

Beer now is cheaper than gas! - Drink, Don't Drive ! You may save lots of money if you only choose to drink.

If you Drink, then Drive: You may be caught in Jail ; sent to the hospital ; or stay at Morgue

- So, what's your email address? - www.getthehellawayfrommeyoubigcreeporI'llcallthecops.com - Hold on....www dot get the... Dan wasn't used to subtle Hints.

 - "Hello. Yeah. No, you can not talk to my boss. He's on another line ." And the boss cannot talk to you on any line, I'm afraid.

What will our Jesus do when he is bored? Oh my! He jerks the earth just for making interesting! Then our earth has the quake somewhere. God, please find another interesting stuff to do, we...

Hitler Cat? Yeah, the cat resembles him to a great extent, doesn't it? The cat has its servant, too! Well, this cat is also well-educated to say thanks.  

The Witch was seriously drunk and then flew, thus she had the flying accident. So, Drinking too much is so harmful, even a witch can hardly avoid accident . Don't Drink and Fly!

The beggar asks for food by the cuddle.  Will you accept the request? I think I could take it seriously to give food for the cute bear. And you?

Well, you are the genuine talent to learn her pose. Almost the same angle with same posture, emm, you are the winner of imitating the Coca Cola Model!

 - My Boss Told Me (to) Change (the stupid sign), so I did ! Yeah, it's know to all that you changed the sign.

The Santa Claus is naughty, he decides to decorate your house with special eye catching effects. Then you get the long color lights from him. LOL!

The House owner is very angry to sell his house, for he cannot stand someone. In fact, we can hardly sell our own house, can we?

Hi lady, pay attention to your mixer! It's going to harm the goldfish. Stop Watching TV during you prepare for meal, OK?

Life before cyber times, we call a keyboard was a piano ; a hard drive was a long trip on the road , i f you had a 3 1/2 inch floppy, you just hoped nobody found out ...

I think the notice is for robber or some beggars? - Driver Carries No Cash. He's Married . True, a married driver is hardly given money by his wife.

Don't you believe life after death ? OK, here is the real life after death experiment for you to try: - Is there life after death? Trespass here and find out!

Cool car! A little fat girl. And the girl tells us: - Hot Cars Do not Need Hot Girls Really?

This is a wanted notice for his perfect girlfriend. But you do not need to read all the lines - just read Lines 1,3,and 5 .

 - Welcome to Alston. Please Die Slowly. Well, pay attention to the notice twice, you will find something instead of die slowly.