This is paradise!

Skateboard - you're doing it wrong. That really hurts.

The only reason Obama was awarded Nobel is: you're not George Bush!

God bless this homeless and hungry begger. PayPal him! US dollars and Euro dollars are ok.

She's way out of your league, and she's smart enough to know it.

Susan B. Anthony would be rolling in her grave right now, if she wasn't making me a sandwich.

They should wear them all the time.

My favourite geek pumpkin yet…

i like the halo series more personally its more creative only thing cod got creative with was nazi zombies

Let me guess. Your female, ugly, and love Twilight? Am I right? Of course I am.

why run with scissors - when you can have a buck knife

Hell yeah Mr. Ant! Smoke weed while on the job. you're my kind of ant.

in memory of leonard ball, who hated fat people

talk about turning him on

ones shoving a dick up his bumhole and the other sucking one

would be perfect if they spelled forest right

It's Chuck Norris' pet.

thumbs up if sticking a needle in it sounds like fun!!

Well I think we're done for. Not sure what the proper defense is for this. Any thoughts?

Stop it already! you are embarrassing the rest of us!