Look! The small boy beside me is my brother and he is just like me.

It's really a difficult work for me, you know, King Kong have a bad temper!

Man:if the women can close their mouth,the world will be more nice!

Give me some money,I am a poor dog and I beg for your kind heart!

Stop! You will kill me if you going on to rip the paper!

Help me please,I just want to see what is in the hole!

Do you have enough moxie to face this closestool and sit on it?

Don't consider me as a usual matador, I am getting the match with the rhinoceros!

Now I know the reason why I didn't receive my christmas gifts on Christmas Eve.

Just do it,I also can be one of the person who own the supernatural ability just like the spider man!

Take care! The surface of the ice is very slippery,and if don't,you will like that!  

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