Dad, Don't eat all coins up.

i'd rather lose my cellphone, if my waist will thinning a little.

there isn't any room for me, but i need get a free lift.

Yes! I find something to replace Playboy.

Before being into talkshows, Rosie tried her hand at por.

even spiders can make better pictures than Amy Winehouse.

  Dont flush it yet, remind him that dogs aren't suposed to drink from the Toilet later.

 Now you know who your friends are.

i didnt know spiderman had breasts.

how is that even redneck? most rednecks have bad teeth lol.

zombies may be flammable.

It looks like that tree is having a good time, Lol.  

I'll never travel by airplane anymore.

what would happen if both of the walls fell down?

People with chain letters should die!!

Bad Night. No Sleep.

  Seems more like a Ghetto swing to me...Since we all know who likes Watermelon the most!

You Dont Want To See It !!

He's like "was i riding a fucking transformer?"

Is that Barack Obama?