The small girl feels curious about the stone man's penis.

The elephant must be a female because he is curious about the man's penis.

It is the bravest of men who stand tall in the face of danger.

(not sure if true or not) There's nothing worse than a snotty doctor's receptionist who insists you tell her what is wrong in a room full of other patients. I know you all have experienced this,...

We all have to do our part at work.

In a rare moment of candor, Washington insiders discuss their penis sizes¡­

A young man asks his father, "Dad, how many kinds of breasts are there?" The father, surprised, answers, "Well, son, there are three kinds of breasts. In her twenties, a woman's breasts are...

A husband emerged from the bathroom naked and was climbing into bed when his wife complained, as usual, "I have a headache." "Perfect," her husband said. "I was just in the bathroom...

What the hell is this?

One morning while making breakfast, a man walked up to his wife and pinched her on her butt and said, "You know if you firmed this up we could get rid of your girdle." While this was on the...

The woman is laugh at the man's penis.

Is the beautiful girl having a happy meal or suck the man's penis?

The man is so pitiful and his penis must be crying.