Yo mama is like a hockey player she doesn't change her pad for three periods.

Yo Mama so fat that she bent over and got arrested for selling crack.

Yo mama is so black, someone shot a bullet at her and the bullet came back and said I need a flashlight.

Yo momma so fat, she has to iron her clothes on the street.

yo mommas so fat when she stepped on the scale she said wow thats my phone number

Yo momma so dumb she thought a quarterback was a refund!!!!!!!!!!!

Yo mama so fat people jog around her instead of the block, for a LONGER run!

Yo mommas so fat that when she was in school they didn't have history.

Yo mamma is so fat, she sat down in Wal-mart and lowered the prices.

Yo mommas so stupid she fucked waldo.

your mamas so fat when she went to a hotel she asked for a water bed and they just covered up the pool with a blanket and said no divers.

four men was playing poker. three of them said the first time they ever had sex. but the other one said he was waiting for ms right. so one of the guys had three kings and a ten. then he...

Yo Momma so fat she don't have a size bra that fits her!

Yo momma is like a brick. She's flat on all sides and get's laid all day.

Yo momma is so fat that the last time she saw 90210 is when she stepped on the bathroom scale!

your mom is so dumb that the guy behind the counter at the movies said under 17 non permit so she went home and got 16 of her friends

Yo mama so poor she was digging in the trash, I said What r u doing? And she said shopping.

Yo mama's so skinny, when she wears stripped PJ's there's only 2 stripes.

Yo Momma so dumb, she was killed in a pie eating contest when the cow sat on her!

Yo momma so stupid that she forgot where she parked her car in an empty parking lot!